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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Forgive me, it was not a fart, you dumbass!!!

I have a habit of forcefully closing all my holes when I sneeze. I wonder why. I think I get a feeling that a large amount of phlegm or mucous will get sprayed. This may make the surroundings dirty and unfavorable for my fellow beings to exist. How selfless, how thoughtful. I have also read that this force with which we sneeze is so high that if we stop it could rupture blood vessels in brain or heart or some organs in your body. (Please google for more information). Ok so I just stopped my sneeze and to my surprise, a weird sound was produced. I am sure it is through my mouth.
The reason for my disappointment is that, not only was I ready to let my blood vessels rupture but in spite of that my neighbor at my workplace gave me the most dirtiest look suspecting that I farted. To hell with him.

posted by confusionism at 3:44 PM


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